“Long Island Iced Tea renamed itself to Long Blockchain… its stocks leapt 380% after the name change”

“Blockchains cannot recover from a failure in public key cryptography… we would have to throw the entire blockchain in the trash and start over.”

“We did things like rename the waiting room our welcome room.”

“If the record that company A provided this particular item… is a blockchain transaction signed by the supplier and the recipient… there is no longer a legitimate lawsuit.”

“My second sabbatical was structured around my certified financial planner exam, which is a beast of a test, six hours long, about seven million questions long... spoiler alert, of course, I did pass it”