“Nothing stopping the president from basically forcing domestic oil producers to sell domestically”

“I think you need to call the domestic violence officer and start talking to a trained therapist who may give you a bird's eye view that what you're living with is full on domestic violence.”

“We make a duxelle using domestic mushrooms... add a really good all-natural truffle oil, homogenize them and make a delicious sauce... like making a mayonnaise with that duxelle mushroom as the base.”

“If you're in a domestic violence relationship right now, I encourage you to go out and get two forms of birth control before the government removes those from your access.”

“Overall, we have about 10%, 11% actually allocated to New Zealand... because those returns we can get domestically are better in the sectors that we want to invest.”